Quotes
(Die Another Day)

James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

Graves: I have to live my dreams.

Miranda Frost: He'll light the fuse on any explosive situation, and be a danger to himself and others.

James Bond: The same person who set me up then has just set me up again, so I'm going after him!

Miranda Frost: This is crazy. You're a double O!
James Bond: It's only a number...

Graves: Are you a gambling man Mr. Bond?
James Bond: If the stakes are right.

Graves: You have no idea how much Icarus is about to change your world.

Graves: Time to draw the line!

Reporter: We've been hearing rumors about the Icarus space program. What's the big secret?
Graves: It's not a secret, it's a surprise.

James Bond: Do you believe in bad luck?
Jinx: Let's just say my relationships don't seem to last.
James Bond: I know the feeling.

Graves: You only get one shot at life. Why waste it on sleep?

Zao: It appears we are equal...in the eyes of spies.
James Bond: Equal...but not even.

Miranda Frost: I know all about you - sex for dinner, death for breakfast.

James Bond: Saved by the bell!

[Graves and Bond are fighting in a depressurizing plane]
Graves: Ya see Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you. Time to face destiny.
[James pulls Graves' parachute cord]
James Bond: Time to face gravity.

Mr. Kil: I'm Mr. Kil.
James Bond: Now there's a name to die for.

Falco: I hope nobody here's superstitious. We're about to break the world's biggest mirror.

James Bond: You burned me, and now you want my help?
M: Did you expect an apology?

Graves: Care to place a bet, Verity?
Verity: No, thanks. I don't like cockfights.

James Bond: I'm looking for a North Korean.
Raul: Tourist?
James Bond: Terrorist.
Raul: One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

James Bond: I'm checking out. Thanks for the Kiss of Life.

Miranda Frost: I can read your every move!
Jinx: Read THIS, bitch!

[to Zao]
James Bond: You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.

Q: I wish I could make you vanish!

Graves: Look! Parachutes for both of us!
[throws one out the window]
Graves: Whoops! Not anymore!

James Bond: You must be joking.
Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work.

Falco: We're here in case things escalate, not to make sure they do.

James Bond: I know the rules, and number one is 'no deals'.

Falco: You get your house in order, or we're gonna do it for you.

Graves: Armed and very dangerous.

Verity: I see you handle your weapon well.
James Bond: I have been known to keep my tip up.

James Bond: Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?
Miranda Frost: I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond.

Colonel Moon: You will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by the North.
James Bond: Then you and I have something in common.

James Bond: Vodka martini, plenty of ice... if you can spare it.

Reporter: Are you going to try out for the British fencing team? We hear you have been training furiously.
Graves: I never get furious. As we say in fencing, 'What's the point?'

Falco: James Bond. You think he was some kind of hero.

James Bond: Zao. I've been traded. You're time will come.
Zao: Yes, but not as soon as yours.

Masseuse: I'm not that kind of masseuse.
James Bond: [pulling out a gun she has hidden] I'm not that kind of customer.

James Bond: What are you, CIA?
Jinx: NSA. Hello, we're on the same side.
James Bond: Doesn't mean we're after the same thing.
Jinx: Sure it does. World peace, unconditional love, and our little friend with the expensive acne.

Jinx: Ornithologist, huh? Wow. Now there's a mouthful.

James Bond: You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.
Zao: [punching Bond in the stomach] How's that for a punch line?

James Bond: Not Jinx anymore?
Jinx: Oh, I'll always be a jinx to you.

[entering the 5-star hotel drenched in hospital clothes]
James Bond: My usual suite, please.
Snooty Desk clerk: [sarcastically] Do you have a credit card... or any luggage?

Colonel Moon: That'll teach you to lecture me. Get me another anger management therapist!

M: Knowing who to trust is everything in this business.

Jinx: Giacinta Johnson. My friends call me Jinx.
James Bond: My friends call me James Bond.

Graves: What a wonderful day to become a knight.

Falco: James Bond...just in time for the fireworks.
James Bond: Let's get down to business.

Reporter: After and entrance like that you can't be surprised you've been called a self-publicizing adrenaline junkie, can you?
Graves: I prefer the term adventurer.

Patient: What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheelchair!
James Bond: No?
[punches him]
James Bond: You do now.

Graves: I get to use everything of hers' at my disposal. Her brains...her talent...even her .
James Bond: The coldest weapon of all.

Zao: Who sent you?
Jinx: Your mama. And she told me to tell you she's really disappointed in you!

Graves: The pleasure of the kill is in the chase.

James Bond: I see you don't chase dreams, you live them.
Graves: One of the virtues of never sleeping.

James Bond: So you live to die another day.

Falco: You were supposed to throw away the key, not leave the door wide open.
M: Are you saying I had a hand in his escape?
Falco: Well, he did get away real fast.

Zao: Why are you trying to kill me?
Jinx: I thought it was the humane thing to do.

Miranda Frost: I'll show you your room.
James Bond: A palace of ice; you must feel right at home.

[In greeting]
Miranda Frost: Mr. Bond. And Miss...?
Jinx: Swift, "Space and Technology" magazine.
Miranda Frost: Really? I take it Mr. Bond's been explaining his Big Bang theory?
Jinx: Oh yeah, I think I got the thrust of it.